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Mr. Flea
The baddest of the bad, the meanest of the mean, an evil legend in his own mind, Mr. Flea will stop at nothing to rule the seedy underworld of the city. His big problem (no pun intended) is that he's so darn small that nobody even notices him. Thank goodness he has a shell that's impossible to crack or he'd been long gone by now as many times as he's been stepped on, sat on, had a book dropped on him, etc, etc. And that's just counting the times his own lackies have done it. Still, his Evildoers of Evil continue to follow him down a path of, well, evil... I suppose they figure "We can't do him in, might as well follo... wait, where did he go? Alright, everyone check your shoes again."
The Green Potato
The origin of The Green Potato is a mystery. All that is known is that he was formerly known as Ludwig Franz Kartoffelsalat; a world-renowned chef with a special talent for creating gormet masterpeices based on the potato. Shortly after being hired as Mr. Flea's head chef, Ludwig emerged as The Green Potato. Was he the result of an experiment gone wrong? Did he purposely do this to himself? Was it some kind of freak, potato-based accident? We may never know. What we do know is that The Green Potato is a 6'8" 492 lb bad spud; and he won't rest until he achieves his ultimate goal of transforming all of humanity into walking vegetables; turning the world into a living, breathing grocery store produce section... Clean-up in isle six! Oh, and he still works for Mr. Flea as his chef; and his potato salad is to die for!
The Happy Evil Weasel
No one is as happy to be evil as The Happy Evil Weasel. Working as Mr. Flea's eyes on the street, he keeps a vigil and informs his tiny bossman of when and where to strike. Oh, the mask; you're probably wondering what the deal is with that silly mask of his. Well, so are we. He seems to think it helps him to blend into society enabling him to move about the streets unnoticed... Dude, you're a talking weasel walking on your hind legs wearing a happy-face mask. The only thing you're going to blend into is a badly conceived horror movie.
More to come.
This zany bunch of baddies is still in development. Check back soon for more Evildoers of Evil.
